Deem, brovzēju pa bash.org un atceros senos, labos irc laikus...


God i'm a loser.
Some commercial for a sitcom said this
wife: "what color are my eyes?!" husband: "34C"
and I'm like, wtf thats not an RGB value

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you ever think god gets stoned?
have you ever seen a platypus?

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I've always wanted to change my legal name to ;DROP DATABASE; and see what kind of havoc ensues...
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(Chimerasame): I HAVE COMBINED TWO JAPANESE WORDS TO CREATE A MASTERPIECE OF HORRIFYING PROPORTIONS
(Chimerasame): seppukakke.
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[Yaksha] At least I'll have my laptop with me at work ;)
[Heri] WOOOHOOO!
[Heri] No clitoris, though
[Yaksha] Clitoris?
[Heri] yeah you know... the little bump in the middle of the keyboard ;)
[Heri] you kinda have to tickle it to make it work
[Yaksha] lol
[Yaksha] I think that'd look kind of weird at work ...
[Yaksha] The computer starts beeping louder and faster ...
[Heri] LMAO LMAO LMAO
[Heri] then shoots a CDROM out of the drive
[Yaksha] LOL
[Yaksha] The monitor panel slowly falls into the closed position
[Heri] LMAO!
[Heri] then it smokes a ciggy?
[Yaksha] Nahh, it formats a floppy